STEROID NATION: COPYRIGHT'S MUSCLE MANIA

Wanna blast your way to the top? Then you gotta hit into the muscle mart of steroids in the Great White North. This ain't no walk in the park, bro. You gotta be obsessed about gettin' that gains. The competition is fierce. So you better leave it all on the field. Toss aside those wimpy chicken legs and crank up your body mass with the good stuff.